So maybe we start with fish and waterfall...? I'm not sure what the combination for Zora would be, but I'm not sure if they even have humans in here, so.
[ there's no polite way to ask a person what they are so he will be not be doing that thanks ]
[ kazuki you are a good boy and even if sidon is not sensitive to these questions he would think this ]
We can try that! [ he'll just generate some more water for them to work with, though his vibes turn curious. ] What sort of words do you think describes humanity?
[ except waterfall and fish give us salmon, tch. ]
...Should've guessed that one.
[ that question makes him pause, though, frowning down at the screen. there's a complicated mix of emotions there, many of them not remotely positive. ]
I don't know. [ as he tries to smother all that negativity -- ] Monkeys, maybe?
anyway, it's hard not to catch the bad vibes, which he is learning to quietly accept even if they, inherently, feel unpleasant. he's more curious about them than anything. he moves some stuff around with a gentle tap of his pinky and gets poseidon which is not helpful but is interestingly specific. ]
Oh, I'm not familiar with monkeys either. [ humans are truly so mysterious!! ] Do you not like them?
[ we have a god, but no fish man. discrimination. ]
Uhhh. I don't know? I've only seen them in zoos. [ somewhere in another universe, kazuki suddenly remembers monkey dust. ] They're biological relatives to humans, though - evolved from similar ancestors.
Oh, so you're aware of your far-flung ancestors. Your history reaches back more clearly than ours. [ the rito are evolved from zora but he doesn't know that and also legend of zelda lore is (static timeline noises) ] Hm... in that case, perhaps we can try for 'humans'—or 'monkeys.' And for Hyrule... [ he taps at the salmon entry ] That one is familiar!
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So maybe we start with fish and waterfall...? I'm not sure what the combination for Zora would be, but I'm not sure if they even have humans in here, so.
[ there's no polite way to ask a person what they are so he will be not be doing that thanks ]
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We can try that! [ he'll just generate some more water for them to work with, though his vibes turn curious. ] What sort of words do you think describes humanity?
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...Should've guessed that one.
[ that question makes him pause, though, frowning down at the screen. there's a complicated mix of emotions there, many of them not remotely positive. ]
I don't know. [ as he tries to smother all that negativity -- ] Monkeys, maybe?
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anyway, it's hard not to catch the bad vibes, which he is learning to quietly accept even if they, inherently, feel unpleasant. he's more curious about them than anything. he moves some stuff around with a gentle tap of his pinky and gets poseidon which is not helpful but is interestingly specific. ]
Oh, I'm not familiar with monkeys either. [ humans are truly so mysterious!! ] Do you not like them?
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Uhhh. I don't know? I've only seen them in zoos. [ somewhere in another universe, kazuki suddenly remembers monkey dust. ] They're biological relatives to humans, though - evolved from similar ancestors.
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So it's some humans he doesn't like? ]
Oh, so you're aware of your far-flung ancestors. Your history reaches back more clearly than ours. [ the rito are evolved from zora but he doesn't know that and also legend of zelda lore is (static timeline noises) ] Hm... in that case, perhaps we can try for 'humans'—or 'monkeys.' And for Hyrule... [ he taps at the salmon entry ] That one is familiar!
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...Huh. So they have some things in common.
[ after trying a couple more combos, kazuki ends up with... unicorn! help. ]
I officially have no idea how this game works.
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[ touches some stuff and ends up with a narwhal ]
What is happening!
[ confused but. just going with the flow. ]
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[ fantasy worlds should have unicorns? ]
...Narwhals are real, though. What's up with this game?
[ let's try something else... now they have shark woohoo! ]
Do you have sharks in Hyrule?
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he's trying to sort all these little nods into Real and Not Real but then they at least hit a common point. ]
We do have sharks! I sort of resemble one, don't I? [ at least he's aware. then, a beat of amusement. ] There is no real relation, though.
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Yeah, kind of. So maybe if we combine human and shark, it would work...? That makes about as much sense as anything in this game.
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Oh, there's an idea! Let's try it!
[ and the result is... mermaid? ]
Is that about right...?
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On second thought, I kind of hate this game.